Friday, March 6, 2009

More Ben and Jerry Humor

In January, I wrote about Yes, Pecan!

Seems there's more Ben and Jerry humor rolling through the internet. I got this one from my favorite Republican neighbor (the one with a sense of humor, and who voted for Obama along with his downballot R's).
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank for the following:

For George W., Ben & Jerry created "_________".
Here are some of their favorite responses:

- Grape Depression
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Impeach Mint
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
- WMDelicious
- Guantanmallow
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- Housing Crunch
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl
- Country Pumpkin
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

Now, they don't REALLY have plans for a Bush flavor, but if they did, they have plenty of possibilities. I wouldn't expect anything less from the guys who brought Spanky to Texas a few years ago!
(And yes, I was one of the volunteers who rode around DeLay's district in the Spankymobile, in his own neighborhood, on July 4th no less! Granny Marsha drove, I rode shotgun and was in charge of patriotic tunes and handouts. It was a great day.)

2 comments:

marxistsohrallyus said...

Time to "Moveon" from the Bushbashing, eh Fran? You've milked this for too many years, yet have done nothing but wave the pompoms for the Socialist Obama!

Fenway Fran said...

Hi Mark. Love ya!