Dodgered a Couple of Bullets

Taking a short break from politics this afternoon to enjoy a Red Sox chuckle from Karen in Boston:

Auntie Em: There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a weird dream.
Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream. This was a real, a truly live trade.
And I remember that Beckett wasn't very nice -- but most of it was beautiful because the Dodgers ate all the money.
But just the same, all Gonzalez kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!' And they sent him home.
(All Laugh)
Doesn't anybody believe me?
Uncle Henry: Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Oh, but anyway, Toto, Beckett is gone! Gone! And this is our clubhouse -- and we don't have to pay Crawford!
And they're not going to blame us, ever again, because Larry loves you all!